What do the 5 mugs mean?

0 Mugs – I couldn’t even finish the bottle it was so bad.  This will make an interesting looking puddle in my back yard.

1 Mug – I’ll finish this bottle / mug but will not be seeking out another.  The bottle will also not be joining the ranks of the fallen on my root beer shelf.

2 Mugs – This is a tasty drink.  I will have to try this again some time.

3 Mugs – I really enjoyed this drink a lot.  I will have to go out of my way to acquire more very soon.

4 Mugs – Holy cow is this a good drink!  I probably couldn’t really review it because I was inhaling it so fast.  I will more than likely be ordering some online before I post this review.

5 Mugs – Dr Pepper has a new running mate as the Elixir of the Gods.