Who was the Biggest Ladies Man of the 80′s?
The ladies love them. The men want to BE them. There are many words for it too. Pimp, Playa, Gigolo, Womanizer, One-Sheet . But there can only be one king of the ladies.
Now the 1980′s had it’s fair share of Don Juan’s but this week’s poll asks the question, “Who’s was the biggest ladies man of the 80′s?” Just think of it as the board game “Clue”, only instead the weapon is…well…you know…
Your choices are…
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Fisher Stevens
(+9 Magnetism, +11 Talking in an Accent, +4 Beard)
Also known as The Plague and Ben Jabituya/Jahrvi…aka that Indian dude in “Short Circuit“, Fisher Stevens has had his fair share of hits both on the screen…and off. (See what I did there? Yaaa). Ladies have been quoted as to saying “He just has this way about him”. A magnetism if you will. Giving him a decided advantage over other the men that made a name for themselves in 1980′s Hollywood.
Ralph Macchio
(+11 Waxing, +15 Martial Arts, + 5 Charles in Charge Hair)
Ralph Macchio, aka Daniel Son, not only won the state wide Martial Arts tournament…but also the hearts of ladies every where in the 1980′s. But did Mr. Miyagi not only teach him how to take care of bonsai trees, but also how to wax on and wax off sensual massage oil? You be the judge. Either way you won’t be able to get that mental image out of your head now!
Steve Guttenberg
(+30 Cracking Wise, +10 Sequel Appeal, +100 Guttenberg)
I don’t even have to tell you who this is, what he’s done, and why he’s up in this poll. It’s the Gutte! Even the old ladies in “Cocoon” swooned over him. Well, I have no proof of this really, but come on…you know he tapped that.
Scott Bakula
(+5 Chest Hair, +30 Quantum Leapage, +26 Left Field Career Choices)
Your final contender, Scott Bakula most likely leaped into your body…slept with your girlfriend…and eased your memory. That’s just how Bakula rolls man.
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(You must choose the Holy Pimp Cup)
Alright, those are your choices. But choose wisely! Because this poll actually has a right answer! Which will be revealed on our new Monday episode of MRR.
(Hint: It’s always the quite one.)
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Shucks, I thought the knight from Last Crusade was an option.
Guys… this is a no brainer… But first lets jump to the future.
Fisher Stevens had a life changing experience when King Koopa hit the reverse switch on the de-evolution machine in the 1993 always classic “Super Mario Bro’s” movie.
With his new found genius he became the ladies man of the 90′s and went on to seducing all the ladies in 1995 when he took part in probably one of the top 5 sci-fi movies of all time “Hackers” Where he learned how to order every russian mail order bride at the click of a button and in full 3D Layout for those who don’t like messing with all that coding.
What’s to say Stevens couldn’t apply this “internet pimping” in a combined effort with his new genius and create A modern version of the timeless Delorean (probably out of a pimped out El Camino) to travel back to the 80′s and become the Biggest Ladies Man of that time too?
I mean… C’mon…psh
Haha, sounds like you’re speaking from personal experience Jayson! Care to share with the rest of us?
See? Someone else who liked the Super Mario Bros movie. Screw you, Doc Oz. Hater.
Yes, Super Mario Bros was an all time classic. And I was only alive for a brief period in the 80′s but if this was the 90′s category, and my face was up there? There would be no competition. And I don’t need mad computer skills to be the ladies man…