OK, so I have been posting Japanese shit all day.  Here is a collection of TV commercials and shorts you should see.

At 0:22 they told the main guy what they were going to do with the video they had been shooting.  He was not excited.

Yes. That is the logical conclusion.

I’m not sure if that was breath mints, a public pool or some kind of new mop.

If One-Sheet doesn’t have this one by now, it’s only a matter of a trip to the Anime Con.  By the way – the use of the term “New Drama” is very loosely applied here.

I know what I am doing the next time I go to club.  I’m partly joking, I never go to clubs.  But if I did… Oh, you bet your ass!

It actually says on the side of the package – “If you eat these noodles, an army of orange midgets will come to collect your soul.”

Yatta Tora-chan! Dooki-chan looks happy-desu!

Oh yeah.  I would watch football if this happened.

Arnold, mother fucker!

Arnold, AGAIN, mother fucker!

Hulk with no production value. But then, again, you have Hulk .

Michael Jackson looking very uncomfortable because he’s not with a little boy.

HAHAH!  Just when you thought Arnold was finished, mother fucker!

Uh. OK.  Weird women thingies.

uhhhh. I just filled the cup.

I don’t speak Japanese fluently, but what I did get was “Shhh, we don’t tell the authorities anything about what daddy did to you, right?”

Bruce Willis don’t need no script, or more than 2-second screen time.

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And for your moment of Japanese Zen…

The most honest name for a movie ever.

and just for shits and giggles!

Now, we need a My Remote Radio “Smell My Ass” wall.  Stay away from Fat Guy after Taco night.